Hehe I now have an app for blogger on my new phone and im loving it......:) its really cool man, and I just wasted a lot of my own and others time with this post...you're welcome :) and as you see the smiley fave title is appropriate :)
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Deep is your best friend....who isn't skyler
So Emily and Skyler and I were at our good friend Kyries wedding (congrats we love you!!). They exchanged sands and Skyler said and as our lives so are the sands of time.
I was all- woah thats deep man
Skyler-yea ik I got it off a soap opera
Me-you suck dude, you didn't even come up with that.
Then today Emily and I had planned to dress our best but I chickened out, she told me about a girl who dressed like a guy because she knew if she dressed nice she'd open herself up to judgement. Then she put her own thoughts in it went a little like this...
By not dressing how you wanted to, you let them win. Now they can say "i was going to say something about how she's dressed but I don't have to. She's already succumbed to my imaginary standards"
Being a stubborn idiot I stood there like- :O they win? Dude no way.....i'm winning this.... next round it's me...burn.
So the lesson is always listen to the well dressrd female friend in leather pants and zebra pumps, oh and I say dude and man a lot...
~Alyssa~
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Mythical creatures rule the earth, humans are fourth and that's if we develope ice breath!
Me Skyler and Emily were commenting on my status"
"mine and my mom's motto in the kitchen is you can never have enough butter.....or chocolate :)"
Which is totally true. So we were talking about butter when all of a sudden we took a turn for the random....
The conversation went a little like this...
"mine and my mom's motto in the kitchen is you can never have enough butter.....or chocolate :)"
Which is totally true. So we were talking about butter when all of a sudden we took a turn for the random....
The conversation went a little like this...
- Skyler Lyss you need to follow Paula Deen on Twitter for all of your butter needs, i know i do!18 hours ago ·
Alyssa Rachelle i think paula dean should follow Me because she's never made a butter sandwich before.....
18 hours ago · ·
2
Alyssa Rachelle unless of course it's a time your telling me "cool story bro' why don't you tell the dragons"
18 hours ago ·
Alyssa Rachelle I hope i don't sound racist but...unicorns are better, sorry dragons i prefer magic over mayhem
18 hours ago ·
Alyssa Rachelle the only advantage of a dragon is it's ability to breath fire, but i'm still waiting for evolution to take hold and give unicorns ice breath after which they will once again become dominant!
18 hours ago · · 2
Skyler Or..or..or we could have ice breath and become dominant! Huh huh huh what d'ya think?
18 hours ago ·
Alyssa Rachelle ......but we can't fly, nor do we have the magical property's of a sparkly rainbow horn sticking out of our foreheads so really even if we had ice breath we'd still come 3rd maybe even 4th depending on how the evolution of the lochness monster goes...
18 hours ago ·
Skyler ooh true..nevermind
18 hours ago ·
Once again i won a debate over a topic that's completely useless to any sane person!
♦Alyssa♠
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Websurfing
So Emily got me addicted to a show called the Big Ban Theory (HILARIOUS DUDE!!) and i was looking up shirts with the word "Bazinga" on them when i stumbled upon the website www.thinkgeek.com and it's so amazing!!! It has cupcake- gumballs, chapstick, toothpaste, floss. Candied Unicorn horns, an entire section called zombies and bacon ect.... But my favorite thing about it is you don't feel quit so geeky when you see things like periodic table on a shower curtain sold out, and realize there are others! And they even had a hello kitty double cupcake shirt.....
I ♥ it!!
♦Alyssa♠
I ♥ it!!♦Alyssa♠
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are out to get me!
Today i got home from Emily's house (We watched Breaking Dawn part one and it was EPIC!) and i laid down on my bed to prepare for a day of family holiday cleaning when all of a sudden a book fell off my desk.
Later on the exact same book fell as soon as I laid down on my bed. It was a GREEN book! So I came up with the only logical solution- That the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles have realized my ninja skills and have come to induct me. So if I go missing assume my name is now Catherine and I'm fighting an evil rat somewhere.
♦Alyssa♠-♦Catherine♠
Later on the exact same book fell as soon as I laid down on my bed. It was a GREEN book! So I came up with the only logical solution- That the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles have realized my ninja skills and have come to induct me. So if I go missing assume my name is now Catherine and I'm fighting an evil rat somewhere.
♦Alyssa♠-♦Catherine♠
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Hey DiddleDiddle, cheese
So me and Emily Tend to sing old nursery rhymes and kids songs when we get bored (Including the sesame street rendition of glee's rendition of journeys Don't Stop Believing) yesterday we were singing
"Hey Diddle Diddle
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed
To see such a sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon."
Then we began to speak our thoughts out loud in a rambling sort of way (Ask Emily I RAMBLE!)
And we had an epiphany!
IT'S THANKS TO THE COW THAT THE MOON IS MADE OUTTA CHEESE!!!!!!
So i would just like to take a moment to thank the cow and show all the wonderful things it has helped inspire to this day.
Friday, October 28, 2011
Do you tap or do you hit?!
This morning i was talking to Skyler and Emily! and Oh my freaking gosh we had the weirdest conversation..... It started with Emily talking about her heart break and it all went down hill...
******TRANSITION TO FLASHBACK MUSIC AS IF WE WERE IN WAYNES WORLD*******
*skyler hits Emily*
S: You know Joe would rather you hit him than me
*She hits him again*
me: I thought the term was tap
Them: WHAT?
Me: I thought it was "Tap him" not "hit him"
S:hahaha yea well i guess when you tap it's gentle and when you hit it's hard like two wild bores
-You have no idea how long it took me to figure that out!
♦Alyssa♠
******TRANSITION TO FLASHBACK MUSIC AS IF WE WERE IN WAYNES WORLD*******
*skyler hits Emily*
S: You know Joe would rather you hit him than me
*She hits him again*
me: I thought the term was tap
Them: WHAT?
Me: I thought it was "Tap him" not "hit him"
S:hahaha yea well i guess when you tap it's gentle and when you hit it's hard like two wild bores
-You have no idea how long it took me to figure that out!
♦Alyssa♠
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